Some people catch Pokémon. We catch SOuLS.THE COLLECTION / EST. 2026

YOUR CONSCIENCE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

You keep the coin.We keep your soul.Win-win.

15 MOST WANTED
One collection.

Your soul
Has company.

AnsemMuradAlonCupseyOrangieCented

15 KOLs. One collection.You make the introductions.

Help us get theirs

This is the only official CA.

High risk. You can lose everything.

Get SOuL
ENTER THE COLLECTION
01 / THE DEALA VERY QUESTIONABLE COLLECTIVE.

Some collect art.
We collect SOuLS.

Hold SOuL to join the collection.
Then pick one of our 15 most wanted KOLs and invite them on X.The community does the hunting.

  1. 01

    Hold SOuL.

    You keep the coin. We keep your soul. That’s the deal.

  2. 02

    Choose an ego.

    15 KOLs. One collection. Pick the next soul you want us to catch.

  3. 03

    Invite them on X.

    Invite them on X. 1,000,000 SOuL across their owner-confirmed wallets puts them in the collection.

02 / MOST WANTED SOuLSOpen collection ↗

15 KOLs.
One collection.

Pick a face. Invite them on X.
Help us get them SOuL'D.

Your invitation. Their soul. Our collection.
THE WISH LISTSELECT A SOuL ↘
#03WANTED
Collection minimum?—
InviteView poster ↗
EvidenceWallet ownership unverified. Balance unknown.

PUMP.FUN CO-FOUNDER

Made selling anything one click away. We added the soul.

Direct influence over the launchpad mechanics and distribution used by Solana meme traders.

Evidence reviewed Oct 7, 2026 · latest dated signal 2026-09-30

No owner-confirmed wallet on file.
#10WANTED
Collection minimum?—
InviteView poster ↗
EvidenceWallet ownership unverified. Balance unknown.

CRYPTO MEDIA

One interview away from giving hell a platform.

Media and interview reach across the meme/crypto audience; complements the direct trader targets.

Evidence reviewed Oct 7, 2026 · latest dated signal 2026-10-07

No owner-confirmed wallet on file.
THE EGO IS PUBLIC. THE BAG MUST BE PROVED.

Collection minimum: 1,000,000 SOuL across owner-confirmed wallets, checked against the official CA. Until then: wanted.

03 / SOuL INTAKESOLSCAN / HOLDER DATA

Your coin.
Our collection.

You keep the coin. We keep your soul. Win-win.
Hold SOuL. Join the collection.

CA UNAVAILABLE

OFFICIAL INTAKE

Get SOuL ↗

Use the official contract address above.

High risk. You can lose everything.

—SOuLS collected.Holder data unavailable.Solscan-reported holder count; wallets are not unique people.
—/15Most Wanted captured.Loading capture history.Open the collection ↗
The holder ledger
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04 / THE PRIVATE COLLECTIONHELL HAS EXCELLENT TASTE.

Already
SOuL'D.

Some souls practically
walked themselves in.

Satirical portraits. Separate from holder records.
VIP-001 / TECHVIP
Elon Musk

Elon
Musk

The Mars plan has a basement level. Keith calls it a premium feature.

The tag

SHELF CARD

He asked if Hell could be renamed X. Keith said the letter was already taken by a very unhappy exorcist. The rocket stays outside. We charge extra for parking.

Public context
Post the shelfPost
VIP-002 / POLITICSVIP
Donald Trump

Donald
Trump

A gold frame. A tremendous frame. The best frame Hell has ever seen.

The tag

SHELF CARD

He demanded the penthouse, a gold plaque and naming rights to the basement. Keith offered a shelf. Negotiations remain tremendous.

Public context
Post the shelfPost
VIP-003 / TECHVIP
Mark Zuckerberg

Mark
Zuckerberg

The soul arrived with a cookie banner. Keith rejected all.

The tag

SHELF CARD

He pitched a virtual Hell. Keith showed him the real thing. No headset, no legs, and somehow a better retention rate. The terms and conditions required their own shelf.

Public context
Post the shelfPost
VIP-004 / TECHVIP
Sam Altman

Sam
Altman

Your eternal subscription has renewed. Cancellation is a premium feature.

The tag

SHELF CARD

He offered to automate damnation. Keith declined: some jobs deserve a human touch. The demo was impressive. The invoice was eternal. Your eternal subscription has renewed.

Public context
Post the shelfPost
VIP-005 / POLITICSVIP
Kim Jong Un

Kim
Jong Un

The frame required a parade, a red carpet and unanimous applause.

The tag

SHELF CARD

He requested a ten-storey portrait and a standing ovation. Keith offered the standard frame. The negotiation was brief, the press release was six hours long, and the applause is still loading.

Public context
Post the shelfPost
VIP-006 / POLITICSVIP
Benjamin Netanyahu

Benjamin
Netanyahu

Another term. Another coalition. Eternity finally has a fixed end date: never.

The tag

SHELF CARD

He arrived with a coalition agreement and asked whether eternity could be extended. Keith pointed to the fine print. For once, nobody needed a vote.

Public context
Post the shelfPost

Some people catch Pokémon. We catch SOuLS.

Good company.
Terrible people.

Help us get theirs

Your soul. Our collection.
No refunds.

Before you
lose your conscience.

THE SMALL PRINT. NATURALLY.

How do I catch a KOL?

Choose a face. Open an invitation on X. They hold SOuL; we check their public wallet. That is when the space fills.

When does a KOL count?

At least 1,000,000 SOuL across owner-confirmed public wallets, checked against the official CA. A reply, a retweet, a bio joke: still wanted.

Where is the CA?

Only in the official contract box on this page and on the official account. A DM with an address is a sale, and you are the product.

And those famous faces?

Satirical portraits, separate from verified holder records. They imply no endorsement.

Portrait credits & licenses

Elon Musk — Photo: Debbie Rowe / The Royal Society, via Wikimedia Commons. Source · CC BY-SA 3.0. Cropped, resized, WebP; grayscale and contrast treatment. Adapted image: CC BY-SA 3.0.

Donald Trump — Photo: Daniel Torok, via Wikimedia Commons. Source · Public domain. Cropped, resized, WebP; grayscale and contrast treatment. Adapted image: Public domain.

Mark Zuckerberg — Photo: Anthony Quintano, via Wikimedia Commons. Source · CC BY 2.0. Cropped, resized, WebP; grayscale and contrast treatment. Adapted image: CC BY 2.0.

Sam Altman — Photo: Steve Jennings / Getty Images for TechCrunch, via Wikimedia Commons. Source · CC BY 2.0. Cropped, resized, WebP; grayscale and contrast treatment. Adapted image: CC BY 2.0.

Kim Jong Un — Photo: Alexei Nikolsky / Kremlin.ru, via Wikimedia Commons. Source · CC BY 4.0. Cropped, resized, grayscale, WebP; contrast treatment. Adapted image: CC BY 4.0.

Benjamin Netanyahu — Photo: Avi Ohayon / Government Press Office of Israel, via Wikimedia Commons. Source · CC BY-SA 3.0. Cropped, resized, WebP; grayscale and contrast treatment. Adapted image: CC BY-SA 3.0.

SOuL'D // NO REFUNDS

KEITH / HEAD OF COLLECTIONS

YOUR REGRET.
OUR BUSINESS MODEL.

Keith runs Collections. If you’re here for a refund, take a number. He likes to watch it go up.

Office hours: eternity. Complaints: also eternity.